Working on Christmas day is a little bit shit really. Done it for the past few years mind, pretty decent pay and to be frank, not alot else happens on Christmas day, same old films, same old shit. All this money we pay for a TV license and its still gobshite.

Something which really bugs me and is something I dont understand is why, when washing up, that the person drying will always go to pick up the very thing you have just washed. Despite it being soaked with water and there being a hundred thousand alternatives that a drier.

Pot washing in a pub for around 4 or 5 years means that I have seen a fair bit of this kind of thing. Are these people thick or do they love water?