I live in a student flat with 5 others not including myself, so 1 girl, and 4 guys. The other day we were all celebrating Christmas and the joys of finishing all our work. One of the said housemates went a bit happy on the old merry juice, and what is quite common with shite alcohol, is that you usually see it twice in one evening. So later on the toilets engaged and he is, undoubtedly, positioned head first into the toilet. Funny thing with the flat however is that we no longer put toilet rolls in the toilet. This is due to the ungodly usage of them, we once put a roll within the toilet, which was then used within one trip by someone who shall not be named. Richard. Anyhow, there is no toilet roll and our housemate is barfing for Britain. So what will he do when he discovers there is no toilet roll? Considering that there is no toilet roll. Well here are the options.
- Shout for someone to throw a toilet roll in (not taking into account the factor which is pride).
- Use the shower to wash oneself.
- Pull up trousers and quickly move onto the next toilet...like a nomad of toilets.
- Use the reading material on hand as a makeshift wiper.
Now the second is a pretty reasonable and rationale choice. However our flatmate opted for the latter. He wiped his faculties with a 'Viz' magazine. For those of you who don't know what Viz is then look it up, but briefly its an adult humour cartoon magazine. It's okay but it is also a bit pissy in places. To make matters even worse for our flatmate, he also used the laminated back cover of the magazine.
DOES LAMINATED PAPER OFFER GOOD WIPEABILITY? I think not personally, but thats my opinion.
Also, hats off to the lad, he tried to flush it as well, can't say it worked, but it offered a good target for me to piss on.
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